Snoogle's Presentation
| World Event Quest: | |
| Starting Zone: | Antonica |
| Quest Starter: | Snoogle Blitzed |
| Quest Level: | 1 |
| Involved Zones: |
Antonica Commonlands, The Enchanted Lands, The Feerrott, The |
| Rewards: | |
This is a special Brew Day quest, run in March of 2008. It is not normally available.
Find the portal to Brell's Bar in Antonica (just outside of the North Qeynos bridge), or Commonlands (just outside of West Freeport). Although I have listed the quest as level 1, it automatically scales to your own adventure level. There is no fighting involved... just some drinking!
Inside Brell's Bar, head left and left again until you find Snoogle Blitzed, an odd little gnome. Be warned, he talks a LOT!
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there!'
You say, 'Hi.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there!'
You say, 'You already said that.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh, I did. Well then, you must need a drink.'
You say, 'Sure, I will have a drink.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Hey Buzzer, pour this one some of your special stuff.'
You say, 'Do I really want to drink from that thing?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Sure you do! It is a most wonderful clockwork concoction.'
You say, 'If you say so.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there!'
You say, 'Are we at this again?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh, I am sorry we must have already met. See I am just so lost in thought.'
You say, 'In thought? It seems more like you're drunk.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, yes I am that too. I must remember where I left them and what I did, and I was on my way to Brell's bar when I think I left them.'
You say, 'What did you lose?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'I have, over the years of INTENSELY studying Brew Day, come up with four objects that hold great power on Brew Day.'
You say, 'And you're just not there yet?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh no, I could be, but I have a huge presentation tomorrow about the very subject, and if I drink the Gnomish Spirits required to be in the state where the powers show themselves, I will never make the presentation.'
You say, 'So you have this special spirit in a bottle?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Yes, yes. And if you drink from it, you will be able to see the objects of great power.'
You say, 'Ok, why don't you hand it over?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'I am not sure I can trust you with it. If you knew, you could give the presentation to the council. And then where would I be?'
You say, 'What council?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh you're a tricky one you are.'
You say, 'Now you are just being foolish, little gnome.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there.'
You say, 'Listen. Do you want my help or not?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Help with what?'
You say, 'You were talking about finding objects of power on Brew Day. You even asked me to go get them for you.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'I did? Well, you will need this then. It's my flask. If you lose it I will be very angry. But let me tell you a secret. These things you are after, you can only see them once you've taken a sip from my flask!'
You say, 'Thank you. Now, where should I start?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'The first object of power lies in the savanna, but it can only be seen under the right circumstances. It follows its own kind, although much smaller in size.'
You say, 'Ok, and the next?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'The next flies in the sky above its home. It seems silly to its siblings and to the ones it knows. Even the dead around cannot help but laugh when it oinks.'
You say, 'I think I am losing you again. Have another drink.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Hello, did you bring that for me?'
You say, 'Yes, yes. Drink up. You were about to tell me about the third item.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh, silly that. It's small and fast and has a tail, but when you catch it you will know its power. I last saw it on a beach coloring its scales. But it ran away too fast for me to gather.'
You say, 'Ok, ok. And the last object of power?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'It talks to you and yet it should not. It goes great with corned beef and a brew. But when it talks to you... ewww...'
You say, 'Is that it? Any other hints?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh yeah, it grows in a very enchanted place, and the one with the tail lives on the outskirts of the jungle. The flying one lives above a small village in the hills, and I think I told you where to find the first one.'
You say, 'Ok, I will return and your presentation will be saved.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there! Take my flask, I think I forgot to give it to you earlier. You remember how to use it don't you? It's so wonderful.'
You say, 'I will be back later.'
QUEST TEXT:
Snoogle Blitzed, a slightly intoxicated gnome that I met whole visiting Brell's Bar this year, has asked me to find some objects of power. Apparently they only show up on Brew Day, and only if intoxicated. I agreed to look for these items, but maybe I should not have.
Snoogle has asked me to gather some items of great power that only appear on Brew Day. He mentioned that the only way to find them is to have a drink of his special spirits.
These four tasks may be completed in any order.
In your inventory, you will find "Snoogle's Special Flask". It reads, "Snoogle said to take a sip from this when I need help finding the objects. In fact, they ONLY show up when you are under the effects of the unidentified drink. To drink it, you simply need to right click on the flask, no need to equip it.
If you get motion sickness easily, you may wish to take some Dramamine first to keep away the queasiness; the effects last for several minutes, and you will be travelling.
* I am looking for something that follows its own kind on the savanna.
This one is pretty simple to figure out. You knew there would be a pink elephant somewhere, right? Sure you did. Head to the Commonlands and when you get close to the elephant herd just south of Pride Lake (in the general area of (500 0 -350), take a swig of Snoogle's Special Flask, and even through the drunken haze, you should be able to see a small Pink Elephant hanging out with its large, grey brethren. You need to right click and collect this as if it were a harvestable.
* I am looking for something flying above a village
There are a great many villages in Norrath, but the one you seek is Thundermist Village (550 0 -150), in Thundering Steppes. On the eastern side of the Village you will find a barn with a pig in it. Drink up from the flask and then look up into the rafters to see... yeah, you guessed it... a Flying Pig! Collect him up and head out!
* I need to find something sunning its scales along the edge of a jungle.
Fortunately for the low levels on this quest, the Jungle in question is Feerrott, and you barely have to step away from the mariner's bell for this bit. Use the bell at the Thundering Steppes dock to travel to The Feerrott. As you approach the tunnel, take a sip of that vile concoction in the flask and you will see a Small Lizard Toy just inside the tunnel, on the left side. Collect him and head back to Thundering Steppes.
* I am looking for something that goes well with corned beef and brew.
Corned Beef and... yep, Cabbage! Hop the bell from Thundering Steppes to Nektulos Forest, and then take the bell to Enchanted Lands. Again, you do not have to travel far or get into any danger whatsoever. Just to the northeast of the dock, you will find a Talking Cabbage. In fact, it never shuts up, so go ahead and collect it and stuff it way down into the bottom of your pack to muffle the noise. There you go.
Return to Snoogle Blitzed with your items.
Predictably, he has not moved from his spot in Brell's Bar.
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there.'
You say, 'Hello Snoogle.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'You know my name?'
You say, 'Yes, and I know of your presentation.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Even that? I must make sure to not have such loose lips. Hand me another one, Buzzed. I need to drink to keep from talking.'
You say, 'Oh it's ok, you asked me to find the objects of power that only appear on Brew Day.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'I did? I don't remember that. Are you sure you were thinking of me?'
You say, 'Yes, I am very sure.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, maybe if you show me these things.'
You say, 'Here is the first one.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, if it isn't my pink elephant. I always seem to lose this thing when I sober up. Where did you find it?'
You say, 'Probably where you left it.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Ah, I see. I wonder what I had you gather. What is next?'
You say, 'Here you go. It's a flying pig.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh, that's Hugo! I taught him to fly with a little magic I used to know. Did you take him from that nice village I left him at? He was going to retire there you know, and help increase tourism to that poor village. Oh well, I will just take him back myself later. What is next?'
You say 'A small lizard.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh that. You do not want to know about that. Let's move on. What else did you find for me?'
You say 'It is a talking cabbage.'
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "Oh, no! You didn't, did you? I will never hear the end of it if you brought it back to me. Just do me a favor will you?"
You say, "What?"
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "Boil it or bury it, I just cannot stand raw cabbage."
You say to Snoogle Blitzed, "I think it wants to talk to you though."
Snoogle Blitzed, "Oh, I am very sure it does. It wants me to think eating it is healthy, and will make me grow up to be a strong gnome. Well, I am older than any of you! I don't have to be haunted by my dear, dead mother's words anymore."
You say, "Here, just take it."
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "No, I don't want it. Get it away from me. Stupid cabbage. I will never eat cabbage again I say! Not for five-hundred years."
You say, "You asked me to get it for you. I do not want to keep it."
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "Fine. Fine. Give it to me. I'll throw it in a river of lava next time I am in Lavastorm."
You say, "And where is my reward for helping you?"
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "What helping me? None of this has to do with my presentation. Give me back my flask."
You say, "You said these are the items of great power."
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "Ha ha! You sure are fun to play with. Here, you can have what is left in this party keg."
You say to Snoogle Blitzed, "Thanks..."
Finally the Gnome manages to give you your reward, a grand keg to be placed in your house and used with discretion. Remember... drink responsibly!
Special thanks go out to Brasse for providing this quest writeup!
Brasse has entered 119 EQ2 quests.
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Find the portal to Brell's Bar in Antonica (just outside of the North Qeynos bridge), or Commonlands (just outside of West Freeport). Although I have listed the quest as level 1, it automatically scales to your own adventure level. There is no fighting involved... just some drinking!
Inside Brell's Bar, head left and left again until you find Snoogle Blitzed, an odd little gnome. Be warned, he talks a LOT!
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there!'
You say, 'Hi.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there!'
You say, 'You already said that.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh, I did. Well then, you must need a drink.'
You say, 'Sure, I will have a drink.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Hey Buzzer, pour this one some of your special stuff.'
You say, 'Do I really want to drink from that thing?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Sure you do! It is a most wonderful clockwork concoction.'
You say, 'If you say so.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there!'
You say, 'Are we at this again?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh, I am sorry we must have already met. See I am just so lost in thought.'
You say, 'In thought? It seems more like you're drunk.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, yes I am that too. I must remember where I left them and what I did, and I was on my way to Brell's bar when I think I left them.'
You say, 'What did you lose?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'I have, over the years of INTENSELY studying Brew Day, come up with four objects that hold great power on Brew Day.'
You say, 'And you're just not there yet?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh no, I could be, but I have a huge presentation tomorrow about the very subject, and if I drink the Gnomish Spirits required to be in the state where the powers show themselves, I will never make the presentation.'
You say, 'So you have this special spirit in a bottle?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Yes, yes. And if you drink from it, you will be able to see the objects of great power.'
You say, 'Ok, why don't you hand it over?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'I am not sure I can trust you with it. If you knew, you could give the presentation to the council. And then where would I be?'
You say, 'What council?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh you're a tricky one you are.'
You say, 'Now you are just being foolish, little gnome.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there.'
You say, 'Listen. Do you want my help or not?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Help with what?'
You say, 'You were talking about finding objects of power on Brew Day. You even asked me to go get them for you.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'I did? Well, you will need this then. It's my flask. If you lose it I will be very angry. But let me tell you a secret. These things you are after, you can only see them once you've taken a sip from my flask!'
You say, 'Thank you. Now, where should I start?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'The first object of power lies in the savanna, but it can only be seen under the right circumstances. It follows its own kind, although much smaller in size.'
You say, 'Ok, and the next?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'The next flies in the sky above its home. It seems silly to its siblings and to the ones it knows. Even the dead around cannot help but laugh when it oinks.'
You say, 'I think I am losing you again. Have another drink.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Hello, did you bring that for me?'
You say, 'Yes, yes. Drink up. You were about to tell me about the third item.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh, silly that. It's small and fast and has a tail, but when you catch it you will know its power. I last saw it on a beach coloring its scales. But it ran away too fast for me to gather.'
You say, 'Ok, ok. And the last object of power?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'It talks to you and yet it should not. It goes great with corned beef and a brew. But when it talks to you... ewww...'
You say, 'Is that it? Any other hints?'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh yeah, it grows in a very enchanted place, and the one with the tail lives on the outskirts of the jungle. The flying one lives above a small village in the hills, and I think I told you where to find the first one.'
You say, 'Ok, I will return and your presentation will be saved.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there! Take my flask, I think I forgot to give it to you earlier. You remember how to use it don't you? It's so wonderful.'
You say, 'I will be back later.'
QUEST TEXT:
Snoogle Blitzed, a slightly intoxicated gnome that I met whole visiting Brell's Bar this year, has asked me to find some objects of power. Apparently they only show up on Brew Day, and only if intoxicated. I agreed to look for these items, but maybe I should not have.
Snoogle has asked me to gather some items of great power that only appear on Brew Day. He mentioned that the only way to find them is to have a drink of his special spirits.
These four tasks may be completed in any order.
In your inventory, you will find "Snoogle's Special Flask". It reads, "Snoogle said to take a sip from this when I need help finding the objects. In fact, they ONLY show up when you are under the effects of the unidentified drink. To drink it, you simply need to right click on the flask, no need to equip it.
If you get motion sickness easily, you may wish to take some Dramamine first to keep away the queasiness; the effects last for several minutes, and you will be travelling.
* I am looking for something that follows its own kind on the savanna.
This one is pretty simple to figure out. You knew there would be a pink elephant somewhere, right? Sure you did. Head to the Commonlands and when you get close to the elephant herd just south of Pride Lake (in the general area of (500 0 -350), take a swig of Snoogle's Special Flask, and even through the drunken haze, you should be able to see a small Pink Elephant hanging out with its large, grey brethren. You need to right click and collect this as if it were a harvestable.
* I am looking for something flying above a village
There are a great many villages in Norrath, but the one you seek is Thundermist Village (550 0 -150), in Thundering Steppes. On the eastern side of the Village you will find a barn with a pig in it. Drink up from the flask and then look up into the rafters to see... yeah, you guessed it... a Flying Pig! Collect him up and head out!
* I need to find something sunning its scales along the edge of a jungle.
Fortunately for the low levels on this quest, the Jungle in question is Feerrott, and you barely have to step away from the mariner's bell for this bit. Use the bell at the Thundering Steppes dock to travel to The Feerrott. As you approach the tunnel, take a sip of that vile concoction in the flask and you will see a Small Lizard Toy just inside the tunnel, on the left side. Collect him and head back to Thundering Steppes.
* I am looking for something that goes well with corned beef and brew.
Corned Beef and... yep, Cabbage! Hop the bell from Thundering Steppes to Nektulos Forest, and then take the bell to Enchanted Lands. Again, you do not have to travel far or get into any danger whatsoever. Just to the northeast of the dock, you will find a Talking Cabbage. In fact, it never shuts up, so go ahead and collect it and stuff it way down into the bottom of your pack to muffle the noise. There you go.
Return to Snoogle Blitzed with your items.
Predictably, he has not moved from his spot in Brell's Bar.
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, hello there.'
You say, 'Hello Snoogle.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'You know my name?'
You say, 'Yes, and I know of your presentation.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Even that? I must make sure to not have such loose lips. Hand me another one, Buzzed. I need to drink to keep from talking.'
You say, 'Oh it's ok, you asked me to find the objects of power that only appear on Brew Day.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'I did? I don't remember that. Are you sure you were thinking of me?'
You say, 'Yes, I am very sure.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, maybe if you show me these things.'
You say, 'Here is the first one.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Well, if it isn't my pink elephant. I always seem to lose this thing when I sober up. Where did you find it?'
You say, 'Probably where you left it.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Ah, I see. I wonder what I had you gather. What is next?'
You say, 'Here you go. It's a flying pig.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh, that's Hugo! I taught him to fly with a little magic I used to know. Did you take him from that nice village I left him at? He was going to retire there you know, and help increase tourism to that poor village. Oh well, I will just take him back myself later. What is next?'
You say 'A small lizard.'
Snoogle Blitzed says, 'Oh that. You do not want to know about that. Let's move on. What else did you find for me?'
You say 'It is a talking cabbage.'
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "Oh, no! You didn't, did you? I will never hear the end of it if you brought it back to me. Just do me a favor will you?"
You say, "What?"
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "Boil it or bury it, I just cannot stand raw cabbage."
You say to Snoogle Blitzed, "I think it wants to talk to you though."
Snoogle Blitzed, "Oh, I am very sure it does. It wants me to think eating it is healthy, and will make me grow up to be a strong gnome. Well, I am older than any of you! I don't have to be haunted by my dear, dead mother's words anymore."
You say, "Here, just take it."
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "No, I don't want it. Get it away from me. Stupid cabbage. I will never eat cabbage again I say! Not for five-hundred years."
You say, "You asked me to get it for you. I do not want to keep it."
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "Fine. Fine. Give it to me. I'll throw it in a river of lava next time I am in Lavastorm."
You say, "And where is my reward for helping you?"
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "What helping me? None of this has to do with my presentation. Give me back my flask."
You say, "You said these are the items of great power."
Snoogle Blitzed says to you, "Ha ha! You sure are fun to play with. Here, you can have what is left in this party keg."
You say to Snoogle Blitzed, "Thanks..."
Finally the Gnome manages to give you your reward, a grand keg to be placed in your house and used with discretion. Remember... drink responsibly!
Special thanks go out to Brasse for providing this quest writeup!
Brasse has entered 119 EQ2 quests.
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