I always get to meet a lot of interesting people at the SoE FanFaires. Let me introduce you to two of them.

TenTonHammer is a large MMO site that we are nowhere near competing with yet, so the guys there still talk to me.
On the EQII team, they have RadarX and Coyote.

You couldn't ask for a better pair to parody than this, really. In order to fully understand them, you really need to read their regular blogs. In fact, I plan to linky them to this site.

Some time ago when our site had some content lifted by a gold seller, RadarX rode to the rescue; he donned his white hat and made himself a pain in the butt until the offending site removed the stolen content. His commentary is always thoughtful, well written, informative and often quite amusing.
RadarX's blog, aka RadarX's Rantings

Coyote on the other hand, does nothing but make fun of everything around him. A barnacle on the MMO community's butt in terms of actual useful information, he is the funniest writer I know. If I could be 1/10th that funny, this site would be making money. Therefore I hate him, and will have to kill him some day.
Link to Coyote's blog,
Not Funny... Ever.

They seem to travel together to events like the FanFaire, but I fear if they were ever to collide with each other in a dark hallway, the mixing of matter and anti-matter would obliterate the universe, delaying the release of WoW's next expansion by at least another 6 months.

TenTonHammer.com is also loaded with news, posted far faster than I can even think it, but you can find it yourself. Just don't stay there TOO long, or I'll have to charge them a commission.